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08-31-2005, 10:30 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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I need a push!
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it’s pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told: he gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes!" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "OK. Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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08-31-2005, 10:59 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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