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morlock 05-31-2003 11:32 AM

Playing Poker
 
AROUND ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, A TWELEVE YEAR OLD BOY GOT OUT OF BED AND HEADED DOWN THE HALL IN HIS HOUSE TO GO TO THE BATHROOOM. ON HIS WAY PASSED HIS MOM AND DADS BEDROOM HE HEARD ALOT OF SQUEALS AND LOUD MOANS COMING FROM THEIR ROOM SO THE BOY OPENS THE BEDROOM DOOR AND RUSHES IN TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND HE SEES HIS DAD FUCKING HIS MOM. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE DOING. THE FATHER THINKING QUICKLY SAID "YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING POCER AND YOUR MOMS THE WILD CARD." THE BOY ACCEPTS THAT AND LEAVES. A COUPLE OF NIGHTS LATER THE BOY HEARS SOME NOISES COMING FROM HIS BIG BROTHERS BEDROOM AND RUSHES IN TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON AND SEES HIS BROTHER FUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THE BOY ASKS HIS BROTHER WHAT HE WAS DOING. THE BROTHER STATED "ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE PLAYING POKER AND SHES THE WILD CARD." THE BOY ACCEPTS THAT AND LEAVES. TWO NIGHTS LATER THE DAD IS PASSING BY THE BOYS ROOM AND HEARS SOME MOANING AND SQUEAKING AND OPENS THE BOYS BEDROOM DOOR AND THERE ON THE BED HE SEES THE TWELVE YEAR OLD MASTERBATING. THE DAD YELLS AT THE BOY "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" THE BOY ANSWERS "WELL DAD, I'M PLAYING POKER TOO BUT I DON'T NEED A WILD CARD BECAUSE I GOT A GOOD HAND!"

Brewmaniac 05-31-2003 02:18 PM

Funny fucking joke! Thanks

riptide4070 05-31-2003 04:01 PM

no more capitals please

morlock 05-31-2003 10:56 PM

sorry, it's just the way I had it coppied into my joke archive file.

opentocomments 06-01-2003 04:32 PM

Thats a saying that my uncle told me.
Sex is like a game of cribbage you dont need a partner if you've got a good hand,

Flesh 06-01-2003 05:29 PM

hahaha, good one. (despite the annoying caps)

Meridae'n 06-02-2003 11:43 PM

Stop yelling! Not bad still...

bravo49 06-03-2003 01:10 AM

Very funny


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