Yet Another New Use for Viagra - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 08-22-2005, 01:00 PM

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 08-22-2005, 07:13 PM

Good one!

Glad

shazbotus · 08-22-2005, 09:01 PM

What? Isn't that what your hands are for? Whatever, maybe I'm killing the humor... sorry *smacks self*

08-22-2005, 01:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Yet Another New Use for Viagra An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces." The doctor said, "That won't do you any good." The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-22-2005, 07:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Good one! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

08-22-2005, 09:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
shazbotus Tilted Location: Orlando, FL	What? Isn't that what your hands are for? Whatever, maybe I'm killing the humor... sorry smacks self