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crxforum · 07-27-2005, 10:24 PM

I used to go to a private Mennonite Highschool (no not old order) and these jokes were flying around all the time. Here are the 3 best ones that I can remember.

What do you call a Mennonite hooker?

A two ton pick up.

How do you pick up a Mennonite girl?

With a forklift.

Why dont they teach sex ed and drivers ed in school to Mennonites at the same time?

Because its too hard on the horse.

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07-27-2005, 10:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
crxforum Crazy	Some Mennonite Jokes I used to go to a private Mennonite Highschool (no not old order) and these jokes were flying around all the time. Here are the 3 best ones that I can remember. What do you call a Mennonite hooker? A two ton pick up. How do you pick up a Mennonite girl? With a forklift. Why dont they teach sex ed and drivers ed in school to Mennonites at the same time? Because its too hard on the horse. CRX Forum