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07-26-2005, 05:36 PM
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Alien Anthropologist
Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana
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Golf Joke
Golf joke
A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet, goes over, whiffs it, and then hacks it maybe another 10 feet, then hacks it another 5 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f---ing lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Well, there you have it lady, you should have taken golf lessons instead." Bada Bing!
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08-01-2005, 01:07 AM
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Tilted
Location: Sophies bike seat
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*boom-tish
very good
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