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guthmund · 07-24-2005, 09:30 AM

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few feet away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, Apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

SirLance · 07-25-2005, 12:57 PM

Arghh! I don't know whom to feel sorry for!

07-24-2005, 09:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Moonlighting A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few feet away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, Apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door." __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

07-25-2005, 12:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Arghh! I don't know whom to feel sorry for! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.