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I like Viagra jokes. here it is one

How To Tell If Your Viagra Is Working:
1.At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.
2.Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.
3.When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "the tripod."
4.You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.
5.Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.
6.Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial.
7.Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc... lets you go to the front of the line...
8.Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.
9.You always lose limbo contests.
10.Lewinsky wants you to be president someday.
11.You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.
12.You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.

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SirLance

"The Tripod" absolutely kills me. Good one, thanks!

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