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uncle phil · 10-22-2007, 09:35 AM

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few
minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my
apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred to him,
"What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your Ears."

Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm
and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that
the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming...that was me."

Plan9 · 10-22-2007, 10:41 AM

Hahaha... utilitarian.

telekinetic · 10-22-2007, 11:40 AM

Hah, very punny!

bhamv · 10-24-2007, 06:10 AM

How come this kind of thing never happens to me???

Funny though, this one's going in the data banks.

10-22-2007, 09:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	New Neighbor A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred to him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your Ears." Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-22-2007, 10:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hahaha... utilitarian. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-22-2007, 11:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Hah, very punny!

10-24-2007, 06:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
bhamv Upright	How come this kind of thing never happens to me??? Funny though, this one's going in the data banks.