07-10-2005, 06:26 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
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Poetry Humor - A classic!
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists---
A Yale graduate and a redneck from Alabama. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu". First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand, Trekked a lonely caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin we went, Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. The redneck won hands down! Glad
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07-10-2005, 07:01 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Right on man!
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07-10-2005, 07:17 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Professional Loafer
Location: texas
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I heard that in a Playboy a long, long time ago.
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07-10-2005, 08:14 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
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I'm sure there a lot of people here that never heard it before. Glad
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