Glad-I-Ate-Her

Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite. "He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"

The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.

So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.

"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."

The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.

The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.

So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"

"We're celebrating!" he replies.

"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.

"Anal sex week!"


Glad

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Daniel_

New one to me. Very funny.

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feelgood

Aw man, I feel bad for her

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alleitup

Man, my wife says it is exit only.

SirLance

Hysterical! Suprise "ending" and all!

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Latch

hahgahaha that was great. Thanks.

RusCrimson

I had never heard that one before. Good one!

cinnles

that was great, I know someone who'd love that.

Brewmaniac

Funny as hell! Thanks

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gfandy

And I thought I had heard them all. Great joke.

ender0333

ohhhh man that is great, now she wont be able to sit

Mavric98

Wow. Is that what you are supposed to do when it is that time of the month?

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t3m3st

hope she got one of those O-Ring pillows as a wedding gift.

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Glad-I-Ate-Her

A donut ring cushion, hahaha!

Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!