Sleepyjack

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I
notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back
to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them
back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box
of matzos."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "What do you do with
all the left over foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete dick like you."

Ishmal

LOL.

that is a good joke!

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SirLance

Good one! That reminds me of another joke that was posted here about the little girl on the bike and the mounted policeman.

The cop asks the little girl "Is that your bike?"

The little girl says "Yep, Santa brought it."

The copy hands her a ticket and says "Well, next time tell Santa to put a reflector on it."

The little girl says "Is that your horse?"

The copy says "Yeah."

The little girl asks "Did Santa bring it?"

"Sure," answers the bemused cop.

"Well, next year tell Santa the prick goes under the horse, not on top!"

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