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Mobo123 · 06-19-2005, 04:49 PM

A blonde girl decides she wants to rent a porn video, so she goes to the video store, spends about a half hour looking for the perfect movie, and finally finds one to her liking. She heads home, lights some candles, gets out her favorite dildo, and puts in the tape. Much to her surprise, all she sees is static and all she hears is a hiss.

Very upset about this, she calls the video store to complain. She explains the situation to the clerk and he says, "I'm very sorry about that ma'am. I'll have a new copy delivered straight to your house. Could you give me the name of the movie???" asks the clerk. "Sure", she says as she looks at the movie box, "It's called Head Cleaner."

Delvid · 06-21-2005, 07:34 AM

That is a winner.

wdevauld · 06-21-2005, 07:42 AM

Nice, it's rare to get a new blonde joke

Sticky · 06-21-2005, 07:46 AM

What I love about this one is that the younger ones on this site (or those hearing the joke a few years from now) may not even understand it.

theguyondacouch · 06-21-2005, 06:35 PM

Why not? Is head no longer the most used term for head? I've heard it called dome, but aside from that, head was really the most prevalent I thought.

rmarshall · 06-21-2005, 06:40 PM

I think what Sticky means is that VHS as a media for videos has or will disappear.

theguyondacouch · 06-22-2005, 08:28 AM

Ah I see. Didn't even think of that.

itch vaccine · 06-23-2005, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmarshall

I think what Sticky means is that VHS as a media for videos has or will disappear.

LoL @ that

good stuff the joke.

baboora · 06-23-2005, 06:59 AM

Lol...didn't see that coming

MikeyChalupa · 06-24-2005, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theguyondacouch

Ah I see. Didn't even think of that.

See what he means?

-Mikey

Brewmaniac · 06-24-2005, 11:28 AM

If I was the guy answering the phone when the blonde said headcleaner I would have said it my fault if you give me your address i'll bring you what you wanted right over! LOL!

SirLance · 06-24-2005, 11:36 AM

Funny! A good blonde joke!

RusCrimson · 07-07-2005, 04:44 PM

I didn't see the punchline coming. And funny, too. Very good work.

ender0333 · 07-11-2005, 09:12 AM

wow i wasnt expectinfg that is great

iAmSpartacus · 07-13-2005, 02:03 PM

I had to think twice about the "head cleaner" video. At first I thought it was something fo the toilet

06-19-2005, 04:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mobo123 Insane	Blonde and the Porno Store A blonde girl decides she wants to rent a porn video, so she goes to the video store, spends about a half hour looking for the perfect movie, and finally finds one to her liking. She heads home, lights some candles, gets out her favorite dildo, and puts in the tape. Much to her surprise, all she sees is static and all she hears is a hiss. Very upset about this, she calls the video store to complain. She explains the situation to the clerk and he says, "I'm very sorry about that ma'am. I'll have a new copy delivered straight to your house. Could you give me the name of the movie???" asks the clerk. "Sure", she says as she looks at the movie box, "It's called Head Cleaner."

06-21-2005, 07:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
wdevauld Tilted Location: Calgary, AB	Nice, it's rare to get a new blonde joke __________________ As soon as you stop living, you start dying....

06-21-2005, 06:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Why not? Is head no longer the most used term for head? I've heard it called dome, but aside from that, head was really the most prevalent I thought. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

06-22-2005, 08:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Ah I see. Didn't even think of that. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

06-24-2005, 11:28 AM	#11 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	If I was the guy answering the phone when the blonde said headcleaner I would have said it my fault if you give me your address i'll bring you what you wanted right over! LOL! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-21-2005, 07:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	That is a winner.

06-21-2005, 07:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sticky	What I love about this one is that the younger ones on this site (or those hearing the joke a few years from now) may not even understand it. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

06-21-2005, 06:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	I think what Sticky means is that VHS as a media for videos has or will disappear.

06-23-2005, 06:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	Lol...didn't see that coming

06-24-2005, 11:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Funny! A good blonde joke! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-07-2005, 04:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
RusCrimson Tilted Location: Massachusetts	I didn't see the punchline coming. And funny, too. Very good work.

07-11-2005, 09:12 AM	#14 (permalink)
ender0333 Upright	wow i wasnt expectinfg that is great

07-13-2005, 02:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
iAmSpartacus Tilted	I had to think twice about the "head cleaner" video. At first I thought it was something fo the toilet __________________ "Over here in my country , im a real sex object. Whenever I ask girls for sex ... they object." - taken from bash.org