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Old 06-20-2005, 07:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Interesting Situation

Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.
"And why not?" asked Stan.
"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"
Stan said nothing.
The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."
Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?"
"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor."
"Well congratulations, you're holding him."
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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seen that coming...

but good post anyway, it wasn't one i'd heard.
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh hilarious! Maybe I'm too naive, but I didn't see that one coming.
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Didn't see it coming either
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Old 06-21-2005, 08:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I almost saw it coming.

I knew something involving the wife was gonna happen, but still, caught me off guard with his response. Good stuff.
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ouch! That was funny!
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Ouch is right. Hahaha
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