06-14-2005, 02:33 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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VIRUS - WORM OVERLOAD RECREATIONAL KILLER
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe-out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is calledSwift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones(SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster (DEADLY). Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. -
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06-14-2005, 07:58 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Haha, this sounds about right, good one!
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