New Blonde joke
 

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school.
"Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet
today, and all the other kids could only say it to D,
but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today,
and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests,
but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

haha... thats pretty funny

Heh, heard a male (I think Samoan version) of that joke where he's comparing his you-know-what.

That is damn funny.

funny stuff

great joke

Oh. My. God!

!LEWL!LEWL!LEWL!LEWL!

Wow! Good joke man!!! I'll take mental note of that !

Not really new but still worth a chuckle

Gave me a laugh!

lol, very nice

clever variation

It was funny the first 48 times I heard it. I dunno what you meant by 'new.'

haha owned.