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Brewmaniac 05-18-2005 12:47 PM

Peaches
 
An Old farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on the door and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked "would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and ask "are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said, "yes" and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking "are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said "yes" and another tear came from the other eye.
Then lady then opened the bottom of her negligee and asked, "are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said "yes" and broke down crying. The lady said "what in the world is wrong with you?" Drying his eyes he said, "the drought got my corn, the flood got my cotton, and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."

ranger 05-19-2005 05:23 AM

why complain?

cinnles 05-19-2005 05:32 AM

hahaha, he can still eat!

SirLance 05-19-2005 12:53 PM

Now that's FUNNY

Disco Stu 05-19-2005 04:15 PM

that's some fuckin humor right there! Thanks for sharing :thumbsup:

Ishmal 05-19-2005 04:27 PM

haHaHA

that was a good post...

thanx for the chuckle Brewmaniac...

Delvid 05-20-2005 10:04 AM

Stop crying your getting it for peaches. I have to lay down cash.


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