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MikeyChalupa 05-12-2005 02:39 AM

Bishop Hans Grapje
 
As I understand it, Ratzinger was not the Cardinals first choice to be elected as the new Pope. That was, interestingly, Cardinal Hans Grapje.

Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rites to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holyman, church leaders felt that he should never ascend to the Papacy.

They felt that the Church would never accept a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.


-Mikey

byesman 05-12-2005 05:26 AM

Oh that is really bad. So bad I just forwarded it to a bunch of friends. Thanks for the laugh!

LoganSnake 05-12-2005 05:40 AM

Could somebody explain the punchline to me please?

frogza 05-12-2005 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake
Could somebody explain the punchline to me please?

Go here: http://www.shebwooley.com/ppe.htm

Charlatan 05-12-2005 06:25 AM

that was really stupid... just like the original song.

I can't believe I got sucked into that one...

Thanks!

LoganSnake 05-12-2005 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogza

Is that song popular? Seems pretty damn weird.

mazagmot 05-12-2005 09:59 AM

It's an older song from the 50s-60s. it's great nonsense fun, so it's on some albums aimed at children and the like. At least, it was when I was growing up.

LoganSnake 05-12-2005 11:47 AM

Oh, no wonder I didn't know it.

SirLance 05-12-2005 12:11 PM

Oh, jeez, Mikey, tears are streaming down my face!

Ilow 05-12-2005 12:57 PM

big kudos for something original, there are so many recycled jokes out there.


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