SirLance

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."

"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"

"Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor."

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

lindseylatch

*sings*
"Gimmie the news, I've got a bad case of lovin' you!"

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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
-Voltaire