Joke of the Day - May 28
 

Three old ladies were walking home from shopping and the stopped in a pub.

When they were drinking their Gin'n'Tonics they were talking about what to give their doorman for christmas.

The first old lady said "Oh I'm going to give the little dear money. He looks like he needs some"

The second old lady said "I've seen him down here before so I'll get him some beer."

The first and second old ladies looked at the third and asked her what she'd give him.

The third one replied "I'm going to give him sex."

"Sex!"

"Yes,when I asked my husband what we should give him last night he just said "The doorman? FUCK THE DOORMAN!"

What? You mean you're not going to cook him breakfast first? Mailmen get special priviliges.

NOT MAILMEN!!!! DOORMEN!!! Like the guy who watches the door to those fancy apartments and condos.

Good joke, thanks!

hah nice.