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cchris · 05-27-2003, 06:22 AM

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.

He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."

Destrox · 05-27-2003, 06:39 AM

hehe, kinda saw it comming

but still decent

riptide4070 · 05-27-2003, 06:53 AM

heard it before, but decent

pilot123 · 05-27-2003, 08:30 AM

pretty funny, Ive been in the situation of saying the words the wrong way before, so it could happen.

Glory's Sun · 05-27-2003, 09:16 AM

hehe pretty funny

morlock · 05-28-2003, 09:02 AM

I would say no, and if she was good fire jack. if she was bad, see if jack was good, if he wasn't fire em both, get new intern that is.

WispOfDespair · 05-28-2003, 09:30 AM

I must be in a special mood, I thought it was hilarious. (mutters something bout the damn prescription drugs.)

warrrreagl · 05-28-2003, 11:34 AM

Well, THAT made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

Eviltree · 05-28-2003, 03:08 PM

not bad at all, heard varients before though

05-27-2003, 06:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	A hard decision An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit." __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-27-2003, 06:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	hehe, kinda saw it comming but still decent __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-27-2003, 06:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	heard it before, but decent __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-28-2003, 11:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Well, THAT made me laugh out loud. Thanks. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-27-2003, 08:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
pilot123 Tilted	pretty funny, Ive been in the situation of saying the words the wrong way before, so it could happen.

05-27-2003, 09:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	hehe pretty funny

05-28-2003, 09:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
morlock Loser	I would say no, and if she was good fire jack. if she was bad, see if jack was good, if he wasn't fire em both, get new intern that is.

05-28-2003, 09:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
WispOfDespair Upright	I must be in a special mood, I thought it was hilarious. (mutters something bout the damn prescription drugs.)

05-28-2003, 03:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	not bad at all, heard varients before though