Passion of the Christ 2: Directed by Quintin Tarantino
 

If you liked Passion of the Christ directed by Mel Gibson, then you will love the sequel..........

Passion of the Christ 2
A Tarantino Film

"All the excitement of the first, but all the sex and drugs of Pulp Fiction." -'Pimps Magazine'-

"Chris Rock played the best Jesus since...........Jesus." -'VD Guide'-

"Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta avenge, conquer, and teach as apostles." -'Playa Hata Review'-

"Wow, what the fu#$, Two Thumbs way up! -'Ebert and Roper'-

Only in select theatres!!!!!

What do you guys think of my movie idea?

Will they all have swords? With Jesus Travolta and Jackson slashing up the Roman army?

I am still laughing my ass off here! Has that" So Terrible It's Funny" style.

They will all have Hatori Hanzo Swords

Kevin Smith... not Quentin Tarantino. I know he didn't play Jesus, but he was an apostle. How about Chris Walken?

MooseMan,

I am willing to trade chris rock for chris walken, but I don't know about Kevin Smith, although he would add a lot of good things to the script.

Thank you for your post MooseMan

HoldemD

will uma be present?
NO?!
what, a religious movie with no sex appeal? what is the world coming to...

PS post this in philosophy, send the link to some people who would take offense. :)

possible taglines - is that what they're called ?!?] [i.e. star wars III:Revenge of the sith][i'm looking for the formal name of what's in bold]

- The perousia
- Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

I'd watch it, but it'd have to have plenty of action and none of that masochistic stuff in the first one.

Passion of the Christ II: Prince of Peace Stikes Back

Passion of the Christ II: Revenge of the Holy Father

Passion of the Christ II: Return of the Jesus

Passion of the Christ II: Christ will come again, with a vengence

I am sorry I left that out, I really can't decide on one, maybe Augi would create a poll. Please give me more ideas, I'm probably going to make a flash out of this.

I don't think that this could compete with Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

Oh man.

I don't know anything about the Kevin Smith stuff, but you have to stay with the Kid for Jesus. Anything else would be blasphemy. Walken would make an amazing Joseph, or a wonderfully conflicted Pilate.

Ed Norton for Judas.

<i>Tyler Durden</i> for Judas Iscariot.

stay tuned for the new family guy episode, they actually talk about potc2, it's mad funny, the newest episode got on the net so you can download it, or just wait and see it on fox. The passion of the cross : crusify this (don't know how to spell crucify) anyway, it's really funny stuff

http://passionchristfamilyguy.ytmnd.com/

Make sure you have your sound on. :)