Rye Bread
 

Two old guys, one 75 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 75 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day". "It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 75 year old stops in at the bakery.. As he was looking around, the lady in the bakery asked if he needed help.

"Do you have rye bread?"

"Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"

"I want 5 loaves?"

"My goodness, 5 loaves... it'll get hard".

"Does everybody in the world know about this rye bread but ME?"

im sorry, but this doesnt deserve the chuckle i gave it, so im giving you a minus chuckle to even it out

Well, it was cute enough to rate a + chuckle, so you're still up one.

definately a + chuckle here too

what RYE BREAD? when did this happen?

A - chuckle

I gave it a short tee-hee. No pun is without fun, hun. Dun. :crazy: