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Old 03-30-2005, 12:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Man of the House

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness, which he started to read on the train on his way home from the city.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!"

The wife was shocked, but said nothing as he continued.

"I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "Probably the funeral director."
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Old 03-30-2005, 02:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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She has uttered a great truth.
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Excellent one ! 5 stars...
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