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05-26-2003, 07:39 PM
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Junkie
Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
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A boy was taking care of his baby sister...
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
"I'll never take her along with me again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait." Glad
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05-26-2003, 11:39 PM
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Loser
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Second part of the joke:
"The second day the boy volunteers to watch his sister." The parents go off to town again, when they come back they can't find their little girl. They ask what happened to her. The boy responds, she ate all the bait, so I used her instead, she said she wanted to help me fish." |
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05-28-2003, 05:33 PM
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Crazy
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Given the fact that Part 2 was probably made up on the spot in response to Part 1, its not bad at all
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