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Old 03-14-2005, 08:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Jet Fuel

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who
worked as aircraft mechanics in Atlanta. One day the
airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
hangar with nothing to do.

Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink
jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hootch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how
good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO
bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings . It's Jim.

Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I ! feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

Yeah, well there's just one thing."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No "

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's lame, but still funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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very corny but that means I will remember it and tell it sometime lol
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