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Liquor Dealer 02-25-2005 10:21 AM

Uh Huh!
 
Marvin works hard at the office and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife, Jodie, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his 49th birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Marv! How ya doin?"
Jodie is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Marvin. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Marvin if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
Jodie is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Marvin, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Marvy. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Jodie, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Marvin follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Marvin tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but Jodie is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book, forgetting that she is a Christian.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Marv, you picked up a real bitch this time!"

Delvid 02-25-2005 11:10 AM

Marv is in trouble.

Coppertop 02-25-2005 11:35 AM

Marv is in more than trouble.

streak_56 02-25-2005 05:31 PM

Marv is my hero

former newt 02-25-2005 08:58 PM

marv just got owned

itch vaccine 02-25-2005 09:56 PM

got pwned you mean? :)

hehe, nice joKe there.

We ain't getting enough jokes nowadays :(

carrot glace 02-26-2005 12:56 AM

marv shouldve chosen another strip club

basmoq 02-26-2005 06:03 AM

lol, that's fricken hillarious. I have to remember that one

SirLance 03-03-2005 02:59 PM

Poor Marv!

zaiaz 03-17-2005 02:11 PM

and i was only in that club just one time...those ppls have very good memories and mammories hehe.


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