Quotable quotes
 

"The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant."

"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get."

"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"I am a man of few words and a thousand obscene gestures."

Beautiful quotes, <b>chris</b>. I will have to spread these around with my friends!

thanks for the one liners

how about: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen :)

Good. Could do with more

hah that first one is great

Gotta add one....

"There's a lot more to oral sex than just talking about it!"

Mike.

Another great Woody Allen quote: "Is sex dirty? It is if you're doing it right."

Sex all over =)

Nice quotes

Those are all great. Gonna try them out with a bunch of people who would, uh, appreciate them.

ahahaha... great! just like my sig.

those are great... using a few of them myself now... thanks