Comprehending Engineers - Take One
 

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Haha, I like that one.. It is funny because it is true :)

that sounds like what I would say but I'm an english major

eh. the bike's a better investment in the end.

who the hell wants clothes that don't fit, or just one breast?

not any day some one offers a bike

I mean sure, bikes are expensive.

Oh man.. How stupid can you get... Good story :D

Picturing the "Hmmm" decision process.

Funny joke.

cant beat a good bike

Haha, I'm sending that one to my engineer friend.

Wait, you couldn't have more than one thing?


you could have sold the clothes!

Lol, im reminded of the end of Dumb and dumber...still a good joke though, i actually know an engineering major that would choose the bike!

hell, I'd choose the bike!

Unless by take what you want she included taking her as a slave. Cause then you could put her to work making dozens of bikes!