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Old 01-13-2005, 11:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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[Reuters]: The Rip Curl Pro surf classic in Western Australia was won under controversial circumstances on the weekend by an Indonesian on a wardrobe.
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hehehe.. That is so wrong but I can't help laughing...
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't get it.
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Old 01-14-2005, 02:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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... >.< associated with the Tsunami disaster?!

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Old 01-24-2005, 04:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i think i get it.....
i think
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hmmmm... i guess it has to do with the tsunami
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh man- that is fricken hilarious! I knew it would take a few weeks before the jokes would appear.

If this is another way of coping with the disaster then I laugh loud and heartily. But that's also because I didn't lose anyone close to me in the tsunami...RIP to them all.
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Old 01-24-2005, 05:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wrong, so wrong. But funny.
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Sure it's funny, up until you think about the pictures of decayed and deformed humans rotting in canals and rivers.
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Sure it's funny, up until you think about the pictures of decayed and deformed humans rotting in canals and rivers.
........nope......still funny
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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this wasn't about the dead, it was about the survivors.
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Haha, quality. I've seen some variations of that joke floating round the net:

Helen MacArthur has ended her attempt to be the fasted around the globe when she was overtaken by an Indonesian on a deck chair.

I'm a sucker for this one too:

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue Namiii!
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Took me a second, had to picture it for some reason. :shrug:
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That one will go in the "Rare occasions" file along with my WTC and dead baby jokes (sorry new yorkers and parents).
 
Old 02-05-2005, 03:05 AM   #17 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA ~ LOL
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