Sinister Minister
 

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

That is priceless.
Gives me a few ideas on something to do with my class...

*evil laugh*

Never raise your hand unless you get something free, your proving a point, or you know and everyone else is too chicken to say.