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Mobo123 · 01-01-2005, 06:44 PM

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in Texas. When we all left Wyoming, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the regulars take notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains....... "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though." .

itch vaccine · 01-02-2005, 12:01 AM

Hahahaha

nice joke there =D

Thanks for the laugh

Pip · 01-05-2005, 12:47 PM

Hehe, it's good to have brothers, ey?

Bauer_Power · 01-10-2005, 03:49 PM

Good one. What a good christian

brikellxx · 01-11-2005, 12:44 AM

lol, very clever

rashonmyash · 01-11-2005, 07:20 AM

~sigh~
thats funny on more levels than one.

loonatic8her · 01-11-2005, 02:21 PM

Ahhhh religion... has a way of messing up everything doesn't it!

Paradise Lost · 01-15-2005, 05:12 PM

Our barber tells basically the same joke, except he always gets two beers, one for him
and one for his brother.... One day he comes in only ordering one. He replies, "Oh, I quit drinking."

01-01-2005, 06:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mobo123 Insane	The Baptist cowboy A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in Texas. When we all left Wyoming, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains....... "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though." .

01-02-2005, 12:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Hahahaha nice joke there =D Thanks for the laugh __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

01-10-2005, 03:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bauer_Power Tilted Location: Nebraska	Good one. What a good christian __________________ Odoyal Rules!!!

01-11-2005, 07:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
rashonmyash Upright Location: virginia	~sigh~ thats funny on more levels than one. __________________ -RAS H ONM Y ASH-

01-11-2005, 02:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
loonatic8her Crazy Location: Greater Atlanta, Ga.	Ahhhh religion... has a way of messing up everything doesn't it! __________________ The Loonatic Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things they said?

01-05-2005, 12:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pip Likes Hats Location: Stockholm, Sweden	Hehe, it's good to have brothers, ey?

01-11-2005, 12:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
brikellxx Junkie	lol, very clever

01-15-2005, 05:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	Our barber tells basically the same joke, except he always gets two beers, one for him and one for his brother.... One day he comes in only ordering one. He replies, "Oh, I quit drinking." __________________ "Marino could do it."