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Old 12-27-2004, 11:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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smart husband

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair,
turned on the TV and said to his wife, 'Quick, bring me a beer
before it starts.'

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, 'Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start.'

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, 'Quick, another beer before it starts.'

'That's it!' She blows her top. 'You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?'

The husband gives a big heavy sigh. 'It's started!'
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Old 12-27-2004, 11:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahaha.

that hit the spot. thanks.
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Old 12-28-2004, 08:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That is excellent and true.
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Old 12-30-2004, 02:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahaha, that was great!
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Old 12-30-2004, 03:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice one. I had some truth in it!
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Old 01-02-2005, 08:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL! That's pretty bad, but it's funny too. Reminds me of another joke I heard...

"How many guys does it take to open a beer?"

"None, the b***h should've brought it to you open"

I'm gonna say I don't agree with this, but it IS kind of funny...
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Old 01-04-2005, 05:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've heard it before, but it remains one of my favorites
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Old 01-04-2005, 05:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Awesome joke.
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