Cervantes

A delegation of high standing doctors was on a
visit in a Swedish hospital to study the routines
and the everyday work.

Suddenly when they are touring around in one
of the wards they walk by a room with the door
open. Inside is, to the elderly female doctors
horror, a male patient lying on his bed stark
naked and masturbating like crazy.

Absolutley horrified she turns to their guide,
a young female nurse.

- What is that?!?

The nurse looks into the room and checks
the chart hanging next to the door.

- He's suffering from a rare testicle-condition
his testicles produce too much sperm.
He has to ejaculate at least eight times a day
to avoid gutwrenching pain and the horrific
prospect of his testicles exploding.

The elderly doctor noded as if she knew of
the condition and decided that it was none
of her buisiness.

Two floors up they come upon a room where
they see a nurse giving a patient a blowjob.

- WHAT IS THAT? The elderly doctors exclaim
shocked.

The guiding nurse looks into the room and then
checks the charts beside the door.

- Same condition as the guy who was
masturbating but this guy has a better HMO.

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