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Furry · 12-08-2004, 07:39 AM

Q. What's the difference in a duck?

A. One of its legs is both the same.

gorilla · 12-08-2004, 08:05 PM

damn, i was hoping i wouldnt be the first to say WTF!?

Furry · 12-09-2004, 04:16 AM

But it was funny, right? Right?

Lefty04 · 12-09-2004, 11:54 AM

It isn't the least bit funny, but I think in a chemically altered state it would be beyond hilarious.

Delvid · 12-09-2004, 01:51 PM

Nope not funny.

Ishmal · 12-09-2004, 11:01 PM

Ummmmm????

an explernation???

please???

BlitzkriegKommt · 12-10-2004, 06:31 PM

Hahahhaha, that was fucking hillarious.
I love these types of jokes, especially when told in groups and no-one laughs.

Lak · 12-12-2004, 06:14 AM

Reminds me of jokes that rely on pure, unadulterated never-saw-it-coming-in-a-million-years RANDOM to be funny. Some of them come off well, i think it takes skill to apply good random to good humour.

One of my favourite randoms:

Q: Whats red and can't climb trees?

A: A KFC spoon.

Silly I know. But I almost died when I first heard it.
(Note: sorry if you've seen this one before)
(Note2: or if you dont have red kfc spoons in the US)

Blackthorn · 12-12-2004, 07:22 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!!

No.

hawkeye · 12-14-2004, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlitzkriegKommt

Hahahhaha, that was fucking hillarious.
I love these types of jokes, especially when told in groups and no-one laughs.

Exactly

small one · 12-21-2004, 01:22 AM

Say what you like, it made me chuckle

Nachtwolf · 12-21-2004, 04:13 PM

I think the efficacy of this joke is evidence for some profound secret of the universe. Even while I was saying, "What?" and "This isn't really funny," I was laughing.

Ishmal · 12-22-2004, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lak

Q: Whats red and can't climb trees?

A: A KFC spoon.

LOL.

i liked this joke, so i e-mailed it to a mate who likes silly stuff...

this was his reply:

Quote:

Originally Posted by (e-mail)

thats shit.

but wots white and cant climb trees?

a macca's spoon

HeeHeeHee

wgheow · 12-25-2004, 11:19 AM

i dont really get it..but the kfc spoon make me smile..heh

12-08-2004, 07:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Furry Crazy Location: UK	Nonsense joke Q. What's the difference in a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same. __________________ Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom". (From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

12-08-2004, 08:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
gorilla Insane Location: USA	damn, i was hoping i wouldnt be the first to say WTF!? __________________ I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

12-09-2004, 04:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Furry Crazy Location: UK	But it was funny, right? Right? __________________ Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom". (From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

12-09-2004, 11:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	Ummmmm???? an explernation??? please??? __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

12-12-2004, 06:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
Lak Insane Location: New Zealand	Reminds me of jokes that rely on pure, unadulterated never-saw-it-coming-in-a-million-years RANDOM to be funny. Some of them come off well, i think it takes skill to apply good random to good humour. One of my favourite randoms: Q: Whats red and can't climb trees? A: A KFC spoon. Silly I know. But I almost died when I first heard it. (Note: sorry if you've seen this one before) (Note2: or if you dont have red kfc spoons in the US) __________________ ignorance really is bliss.

12-09-2004, 11:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	It isn't the least bit funny, but I think in a chemically altered state it would be beyond hilarious.

12-09-2004, 01:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Nope not funny.

12-10-2004, 06:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Hahahhaha, that was fucking hillarious. I love these types of jokes, especially when told in groups and no-one laughs.

12-12-2004, 07:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	HAHAHAHA!!!! No. __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

12-21-2004, 01:22 AM	#11 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Say what you like, it made me chuckle

12-21-2004, 04:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
Nachtwolf Upright	I think the efficacy of this joke is evidence for some profound secret of the universe. Even while I was saying, "What?" and "This isn't really funny," I was laughing.

12-25-2004, 11:19 AM	#14 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	i dont really get it..but the kfc spoon make me smile..heh