Quotes
 

here are some quotes i got e-mailed... hope its not a re-post.
1. ON RELATIONSHIPS

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner

They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. - Anonymous

2. ON POVERTY "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson

3. ON GEOPOLITICS "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament." -- Jerry Hall

4. ON EPIPHANY "I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." -- Christie Brinkley

5. ON INTRODUCTIONS "I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself -- it's eerie." -- Christy Turlington

AND SOME 'FAMOUS LAST WORDS'

"Why yes -- a bulletproof vest." - James Rodges, murderer, final request before firing squad

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---" - John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton, to his executioner

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hope u's Like em...

Hahaha, my high school history teacher's distant grandpa was him. Apparently he said that during the civil war, right before he got nailed in the neck.

I like that Rita Rudner quote. Good stuff.

This has nothing to do with it, other than matching the title, but here's a quote I saw.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Prachett

Rita Rudner has some awesome quotes.

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. "
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. "
"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."

My Favorite:
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? "

I wonder where you might have seen that?

nice sig Tophat, that makes me laugh everytime i c it!!!