Dick Cheney - Big Dick?
 

Maybe this belongs in humor... but here goes...

From http://www.harpers.org/MostRecentWR.html

Somebody then posted this picture as evidence....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...wine/dick3.jpg

:eek: :eek:

Harpers is known for putting weird stuff in their issue. But what gives with the Dick Cheney - Enormous Penis thing? Does he truly have one? Or is this in reference to something?

Just trying to lighten you boys and girls up in here :icare:

I'm speechless :crazy:

That's uhh yeah, ummm, really uhhhhh yeah

I'm going to pretend that that's a colostomy bag. :D

EDIT: I was doing some more web research on this, and either that isn't true, or Cheney is a modest person:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...penis_size.jpg

Woohoo, go Colin Powell!

I was trying to find the Al Gore Rolling Stone cover photo for this thread as well, but I can't find it.

hilarious redlemon

re: Cheney--somebody get that child out of there!

Awesome :lol:

Locobot, I was hoping that the fact that the child is pretty much covered it would be okay. I don't have any sort of Photoshop thingy, but if somebody does, then feel free to delete the little ankle biter.

this one? It isn't the greatest quality but here it is:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/1519054_166971612a.jpg

hmmmm.....could this man be Hals long lost Uncle Dick?

Where the hell did I put that yardstick.

I think Locobot was referring to "get that child out of there before she looks back and sees the monster!". I hope that isn't why he was so excited. Maybe it was really good coffee?

And yes silent_jay, that was the one. I seem to recall that it had to be airbrushed, but there might have been some originals floating around.

Ahh...

Looks like the Ice Cream man to me. Dick really likes ice cream.

Just in case the mods think otherwise, here's a brutal crop-out of the little girl:

EDIT: Tecoyah replaced the original post, so no need to repeat it here.

Looks to me that he is getting a boner for the guy in the white hat. Wouldn't surprise me. Many successful men with wives and kids are fudge packers. Usually very anti-gay to cover up their gayness.

edit;

And silent_jay,...excellent avatar. One of the best.

holy crap...dude..Cheney...you missed your calling dude...The ladies should be seeing you on the Full Monty..not the VP office...

If I had to guess from his behavior, I would say that he isn't packing much. He definitely reeks of someone who's trying to compensate for something.

So THAT's where the missing explosives went...

Look! HE has a WMD; let's invade...

/bad one-liners

Yeah, this is humor.

Moved.

Could the Harper's quote have something to do with the South Park episode where the Japanese try to take control of children to "fight the evil power"? The Japanese men in the episode always get out of arguements by complementing men on their "enormous American penis"

Boo... You guys in Politices needed this to lighten up a bit :p