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cchris 11-13-2004 07:31 PM
Big breaths
 
Said the doctor as he placed the stethoscope onto the chest of an elderly and slightly deaf Lady.

She sighed

Yes,they used to be.

Gopher 11-14-2004 03:49 PM
Groan.... !

Paradise Lost 11-14-2004 04:46 PM
Maybe I'm a retard, but I'm confused... :P

Shpoop 11-14-2004 06:42 PM
and all the better off for it


groaaan

itch vaccine 11-15-2004 03:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paradise Lost
Maybe I'm a retard, but I'm confused... :P
Big breath misunderstood for big breasts

Lady sighed and said "Yes, they used to be"

Fenton-J-Cool 11-22-2004 11:56 PM
Now that's a whole lot of inference!

small one 11-23-2004 01:13 AM
Dear, oh dear

Delvid 11-23-2004 09:29 AM
I am a little slow. Thanks itch.

Big Cholla 12-08-2004 08:34 PM
When instructing a shooting class for CCW, I commonly tell the class, "Take Big Breaths between shots." Sometimes I shorten that down to just "Big Breaths." One lady pointedly ask me, "Why are you saying, "Big Breasts?" I guess that she had not been paying attention earlier. :-) ...... No, she wasn't!


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