Big breaths
 

Said the doctor as he placed the stethoscope onto the chest of an elderly and slightly deaf Lady.

She sighed

Yes,they used to be.

Groan.... !

Maybe I'm a retard, but I'm confused... :P

and all the better off for it


groaaan

Big breath misunderstood for big breasts

Lady sighed and said "Yes, they used to be"

Now that's a whole lot of inference!

Dear, oh dear

I am a little slow. Thanks itch.

When instructing a shooting class for CCW, I commonly tell the class, "Take Big Breaths between shots." Sometimes I shorten that down to just "Big Breaths." One lady pointedly ask me, "Why are you saying, "Big Breasts?" I guess that she had not been paying attention earlier. :-) ...... No, she wasn't!