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Lefty04 · 11-11-2004, 12:09 PM

What's your favorite quote from the Simpsons?

Homer: My brain only holds so much. Every time I learn something new, I forget something. Like remember the time I took the wine-making class and forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!

DEI37 · 11-11-2004, 05:53 PM

"English. Who needs English? I'm never going to England!"

lyxo · 11-12-2004, 05:35 AM

Lisa: And she's dating Mr. Flanders.
Homer: Who the hell is Mr. Flanders? Ohhhh... Flanders......

Lefty04 · 11-12-2004, 05:44 AM

Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Crack · 11-12-2004, 08:34 PM

"Simpson-Homer Simpson , he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!"

joeshoe · 11-12-2004, 08:45 PM

Me fail English? Unpossible!

vermin · 11-12-2004, 09:19 PM

Lenny: "Nuttin' like vengence for gettin' back at people"
Carl: "I don't know, revenge is pretty good, too."

mastermac2000 · 11-12-2004, 09:39 PM

forbidden donut arrrrrgh

GM2 · 11-12-2004, 09:53 PM

It's a pornography store! I was buying pornography!

Manic_Skafe · 11-12-2004, 10:16 PM

"Not to-day disco la-day"

Disco Stu is awesome.

Rlyss · 11-13-2004, 12:17 AM

"I'm not a super genius! Or are I?"

scotty · 11-13-2004, 07:57 AM

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

DEI37 · 11-13-2004, 08:51 AM

Burns: I just want to be loved.
Homer: Hmm, I'll need some beer...

Lefty04 · 11-13-2004, 10:33 AM

Who's the rookie moron who started this thread when there was already an identical one going in Entertainment?

Oh, wait, it was me. D'oh!

Blackthorn · 11-13-2004, 11:26 AM

Homer sings:

Doh! The thing...that buys my beer!
Ray! The guy who pours my beer!
Me! Myself...I drink dat beer!
Far! Long way to go for beer!
Sooo! I'll have another beer!
La! Let's have another beer!
Tea! No thanks I'm drinking beer!
And that brings us back to DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH!

Lokus · 11-13-2004, 02:40 PM

Homer: Marge, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Wolfcastle: My eyes...the goggles do nothing!

Mantus · 11-13-2004, 04:25 PM

Homer: "Mmm, sixty four slices of American cheese. Sixty four *haumph*, sixty three *haumf*...

...t..wo *haumph*...one *hau..mph*

Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?

Homer: I think I'm blind.

Mr. Burns falls from the ceiling

welshbyte · 11-13-2004, 05:06 PM

Ralph: I bent my wookie!

Tarl Cabot · 11-13-2004, 06:54 PM

Krusty: "I heartily endorse this event or product."

LIMilf · 11-14-2004, 03:27 PM

Homer: "Beer, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems"

Seaver · 11-14-2004, 06:02 PM

*singing*

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

gefax · 11-16-2004, 03:43 AM

Duffman, can't breathe! Oh no!

cuervo · 11-16-2004, 04:11 AM

Similar to kjroh's:
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer
Marge: A female deer

And, to all the steel workers of America, keep reachin' for that rainbow.

magnum_xxxl · 11-16-2004, 08:09 AM

Homer: All work & no play makes homer, something, something

Marge: Go Crazy.

Homer: Don't mind if I do. blarghphs......

Hanabal · 11-16-2004, 12:36 PM

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermo-dynamics."

also

"Save me Jebus"

ergdork · 11-16-2004, 04:05 PM

Guy: You like Thai?
Homer/Max Power!!!: Tie good, you like shirt?

discostud · 11-16-2004, 04:29 PM

good night. And don't let the bed bugs paralyze

discostud · 11-16-2004, 04:30 PM

Disco Stu does not advetise!!!

discostud · 11-16-2004, 04:32 PM

Homer: "I have misplaced my pants"

FngKestrel · 11-16-2004, 04:54 PM

Homer: "...how do you deal with the pressures of being an intellectual?"
Lisa: "Oh, many ways, Tai Chi, Chai Tea, but sometimes i just go for a long walk"

ergdork · 11-16-2004, 06:13 PM

From perhaps one of the best episodes (Behind the Laughter):
Homer: I just want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.

SPORE · 11-16-2004, 07:14 PM

Three words, "Super Nintendo Chalmers"

mattgical · 11-16-2004, 11:18 PM

Smithers: Mr. Burns, we need to start conserving electricity or else the whole city will black out.

Mr. Burns: Go ahead and turn off the power at the orphanage. Besides, who are the kids going to cry to, their parents?

funkeodor · 11-17-2004, 09:06 AM

After missing his nostril and hitting his eye instead,

Ralph: "That's it finger, you've betrayed me for the last time!"

Ralph then pulls out a pair of scissors.........

Ishmal · 11-17-2004, 10:35 PM

this is a letter dictated by Homer to help Bart break up with his teacher...

"Dear baby,

welcome to dumps-ville,

population.... u"

11-11-2004, 12:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	Favorite Simpsons Quote What's your favorite quote from the Simpsons? Homer: My brain only holds so much. Every time I learn something new, I forget something. Like remember the time I took the wine-making class and forgot how to drive? Marge: You were drunk!

11-11-2004, 05:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	"English. Who needs English? I'm never going to England!" __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

11-12-2004, 08:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	"Simpson-Homer Simpson , he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!" __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-12-2004, 09:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Lenny: "Nuttin' like vengence for gettin' back at people" Carl: "I don't know, revenge is pretty good, too." __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

11-12-2004, 09:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
mastermac2000 Upright	forbidden donut arrrrrgh __________________ If you can read this thank a teacher If you can read this in English thank a soldier

11-12-2004, 05:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	Lisa: And she's dating Mr. Flanders. Homer: Who the hell is Mr. Flanders? Ohhhh... Flanders......

11-12-2004, 05:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

11-12-2004, 08:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
joeshoe Crazy Location: California	Me fail English? Unpossible!

11-12-2004, 09:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	It's a pornography store! I was buying pornography!

11-12-2004, 10:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
Manic_Skafe More Than You Expect Location: Queens	"Not to-day disco la-day" Disco Stu is awesome. __________________ "Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian

11-13-2004, 12:17 AM	#11 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	"I'm not a super genius! Or are I?"

11-13-2004, 07:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
scotty Tilted Location: The Great White North	Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

11-13-2004, 08:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Burns: I just want to be loved. Homer: Hmm, I'll need some beer... __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

11-13-2004, 10:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	Who's the rookie moron who started this thread when there was already an identical one going in Entertainment? Oh, wait, it was me. D'oh!

11-13-2004, 11:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Homer sings: Doh! The thing...that buys my beer! Ray! The guy who pours my beer! Me! Myself...I drink dat beer! Far! Long way to go for beer! Sooo! I'll have another beer! La! Let's have another beer! Tea! No thanks I'm drinking beer! And that brings us back to DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

11-13-2004, 05:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
welshbyte Insane Location: Wales, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe	Ralph: I bent my wookie! __________________ There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users". - Edward Tufte

11-13-2004, 02:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
Lokus I can't think of a good title Location: East Bay Area, CA	Homer: Marge, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Wolfcastle: My eyes...the goggles do nothing! __________________ The black wind howls...

11-13-2004, 04:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Homer: "Mmm, sixty four slices of American cheese. Sixty four haumph, sixty three haumf... ...t..wo haumph...one hau..mph Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese? Homer: I think I'm blind. Mr. Burns falls from the ceiling

11-13-2004, 06:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
Tarl Cabot Banned Location: Gor	Krusty: "I heartily endorse this event or product."

11-14-2004, 03:27 PM	#20 (permalink)
LIMilf Crazy	Homer: "Beer, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems" __________________ My goal is to be rookie of the year...

11-14-2004, 06:02 PM	#21 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	singing "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

11-16-2004, 03:43 AM	#22 (permalink)
gefax Upright	Duffman, can't breathe! Oh no!

11-16-2004, 04:11 AM	#23 (permalink)
cuervo Tilted Location: NC	Similar to kjroh's: Homer: D'oh! Lisa: A deer Marge: A female deer And, to all the steel workers of America, keep reachin' for that rainbow.

11-16-2004, 08:09 AM	#24 (permalink)
magnum_xxxl Tilted	Homer: All work & no play makes homer, something, something Marge: Go Crazy. Homer: Don't mind if I do. blarghphs......

11-16-2004, 12:36 PM	#25 (permalink)
Hanabal Insane Location: Auckland	"In this house, we obey the laws of thermo-dynamics." also "Save me Jebus" __________________ I am Hanabal, Phear my elephants

11-16-2004, 04:05 PM	#26 (permalink)
ergdork Tilted	Guy: You like Thai? Homer/Max Power!!!: Tie good, you like shirt?

11-16-2004, 04:29 PM	#27 (permalink)
discostud Upright	good night. And don't let the bed bugs paralyze

11-16-2004, 04:30 PM	#28 (permalink)
discostud Upright	Disco Stu does not advetise!!!

11-16-2004, 04:32 PM	#29 (permalink)
discostud Upright	Homer: "I have misplaced my pants"

11-16-2004, 04:54 PM	#30 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	Homer: "...how do you deal with the pressures of being an intellectual?" Lisa: "Oh, many ways, Tai Chi, Chai Tea, but sometimes i just go for a long walk"

11-16-2004, 06:13 PM	#31 (permalink)
ergdork Tilted	From perhaps one of the best episodes (Behind the Laughter): Homer: I just want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.

11-16-2004, 07:14 PM	#32 (permalink)
SPORE Upright Location: Aundair	Three words, "Super Nintendo Chalmers" __________________ passion filled lies.

11-16-2004, 11:18 PM	#33 (permalink)
mattgical Upright	re Smithers: Mr. Burns, we need to start conserving electricity or else the whole city will black out. Mr. Burns: Go ahead and turn off the power at the orphanage. Besides, who are the kids going to cry to, their parents?

11-17-2004, 09:06 AM	#34 (permalink)
funkeodor Upright	After missing his nostril and hitting his eye instead, Ralph: "That's it finger, you've betrayed me for the last time!" Ralph then pulls out a pair of scissors.........

11-17-2004, 10:35 PM	#35 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	this is a letter dictated by Homer to help Bart break up with his teacher... "Dear baby, welcome to dumps-ville, population.... u" __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."