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hoobajoo 11-10-2004 02:48 PM

I'd rather be fishing
 
A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says " Yeah. I was a salesman back in Missouri."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says "one".
The boss says "Just one?! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65".
The boss says "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new
fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down
the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to
the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a "BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I
said, well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing".


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not the greatest joke but oh well

Chemical Smoo 11-10-2004 04:41 PM

lol... wish I had that kind of money for those kinda days.

mordret 11-11-2004 09:02 AM

LOL this one is excellent ; we need salesmen like him at my company ;)

Delvid 11-12-2004 10:31 AM

That kids gonna do ok.

skier 11-12-2004 07:51 PM

Thouroughly enjoyed this one. Thanks for tha laugh!

pravin 11-13-2004 01:28 AM

haha. this one was nice

KinkyKiwi 11-15-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pravin
haha. this one was nice

:) agreed and apreciated muchly :)


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