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From a list of cases heard in U.S. civil and criminal courts, published in the October 24, 2004 issue of the ABA Journal eReport, the online magazine of the American Bar Association.


Schmuck v. Dumm

United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff

I Am the Beast Six Six Six v. Michigan State Police

Friends of Kangaroo Rat v. California Dept. of Corrections

State v. Big Hair

Billy-Bob Teeth Inc. v. Novelty Inc.

U.S. v. Pipe on Head

Herb v. Grow

Henny Penny v. Chicken Little

Advance Whip & Novelty Co. v. Benevolent Protective Order of Elks

Fried v. Rice

Outlaw v. Commonwealth

Bad Ass Coffee Co. of Hawaii v. Bad Ass Coffee Limited Partnership

Easter Seal Society .for Crippled Children v. Playboy Enterprises

Loser v. Superior Court of Alameda County

State v. Nailer

People v. Fester

United States of America v. 2,116 Boxes of Boned Beef, Weighing Approximately 154,121 Pounds, and 541 Boxes of Offal, Weighing Approximately 17,732 Pounds

Jones v. God, Jesus, Others

Plough v. Fields

Farmer v. Heard

United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Article Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo Fly Powders for Drunkenness

Truelove v. Truelove

Klink v. Looney

Hamburger v. Fry

Lexis-Nexis v. Beer

Short v. Long

People v. Booger

I'd be really interested in knowing the details of this one :lol:

Bad Ass Coffee Co. of Hawaii v. Bad Ass Coffee Limited Partnership

Haha thats some good stuff. :)

i dont know but someone of those seem fake. still pretty damn funny.