Celcius

A Jew, a Buddhist, and a Hindu die and, all being God-fearing, good people, they all reach Heaven. The Jew walks up to the pearly gates and is told
"Ok, you are in room 4. Go ahead in, but be very quiet when passing room 1".
The Jew is puzzled but thinks: Hey, it's Heaven, I won't complain.
Next the Buddhist comes up and is told
"All right - head to room 3, but make sure not to make any noise going past room 1".
The Buddhist complies and tip-toes into his room.
Finally the Hindu comes up and is told
"Go on to room 2, but don't make much noise going by room 1".
Now the Hindu had heard this the other two times and finally asks:
"Why do I need to be quiet going past room 1?"
God looks at him and says
"Oh, the Catholics are in there, and they think they're the only ones here..."


Zing!

witmol

Oldie but a goodie, heard alot of variations of it.

Ilow

Anyone got W's email address?

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Racer

Good one...I'm going to share it with all my Catholic In-Laws.

KinkyKiwi

hahahaha..hey racer..how did you get your avatar with only 13 posts?

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Coppertop

Good one. Never heard it before.

Delvid

That one is new to me.

Fate

Nice punch line, great joke

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Zephyr66

great joke, saw it coming though

Mantus

That was very good, gona save it for later

Ishmal

thats a new one to me... really funny though... i laughed out loud.

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Gortexfogg

Hehe, good one.