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A young Irish lad goes for confession and says, "Bless me Father, for
I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you,
Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell

me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot
attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"





"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

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witmol

Haha, that was a good joke. Didn't expect the five good leads line.

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KinkyKiwi

hehehe..heard it before...soem commercial..but still love it thanks for sharing

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That was a nice one