If you've had a bad day at the office think about this.
 

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section.

You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson."
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on
your bed.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped
or broken.

Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

An oldie but a goody!

That one's new on me. I love it. Thanks. :lol:

:lol: I'll keep that in mind.

Never heard that one before. Funny stuff.

hahahahaha. i'll try that 2day afta work.

AHHAHAHAHAHHA funny