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Old 10-27-2004, 09:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Costume Dilemma

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just
right as a pirate.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives
another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses
over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
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Old 10-27-2004, 09:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: Missouri
Excellent joke.
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Old 10-31-2004, 09:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: down the street from Graceland
Oh sure, it's funny here.

But it wasn't so G D funny when I got that last letter!!

/besides, now I can't get the molasses out of the pillows.
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What a great Halloween joke!
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Old 11-02-2004, 12:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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great! I love it
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