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Old 04-19-2003, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California
The Dr.

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic who was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands and said, "So doc, look at this engine, I open its heart, take valves out, fix them, put 'em back and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, "try
doing it with the engine running."
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Never thought of that... very true
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He's got a point!
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hmm, that would be difficult.
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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good one!
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow I guess the heart doctor has to be move pretty quickly then. Never thought about it.
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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brings things into perspective
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: An Aussie Outback
lol
That's good that.. yet somewhat true
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ah. The Devil's in the details.
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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that is a good one... that will bring a smile to the reader for sure... lol
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Old 05-06-2003, 04:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't get why people lean close to people and whisper things like that at the end of jokes. not only is it creepy, but if I thought of something that clever i'd yell it out to the whole repair shop
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Funny and true!
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Old 05-06-2003, 08:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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LOL, I couldn't figure it out until the end! Good joke!
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Old 05-06-2003, 09:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
Inspired by the mind's eye.
 
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he has a good point
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Old 05-06-2003, 10:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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smartass. i bet he got overcharged for that one.
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Old 05-06-2003, 11:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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saw that one coming... good though
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:08 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Pretty Good one! Thanks
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:28 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Ha Ha, very nice answer, thanks!
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Old 05-08-2003, 08:59 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Thats really good, haha
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Old 05-08-2003, 09:11 AM   #20 (permalink)
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hahahahaha...
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Old 05-08-2003, 10:15 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Damn...Doctors always have a loophole somewhere.
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Old 05-10-2003, 01:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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true...
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Old 05-11-2003, 06:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Great comeback
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Old 05-11-2003, 07:47 PM   #24 (permalink)
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good one, true!
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