bobby

Ed decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but Ed begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up his frail grip, he leaps away from the horse to try and throw himself to
safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup and he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground again and again. As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when...Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

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"Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

Cadwiz

Urban cowboy huh?

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Semper Fi

Derwood

Can't be giving away the joke in your thread title brutha!

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"You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

Shpoop

i agree, reading it knowing the conclusion made it lack-luster...edit the title!

WarriorBuddha

I heard that told as a blonde joke once.
Still good.

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Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

spock

Didnt connect the title with the joke until i got to the end. Good stuff )

gar1976

STOP THE RIDE!!!! AGGGHHH!!!!

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Blistex, in regards to crappy games -

They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.