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Old 05-18-2003, 12:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - May 18

There was this king who had a daughter he must marry off. But he could not because everything the princess touched melted. The king then decided to hold a competition of knights. Whoever brought in something that the princess could not melt would be the one to marry her.

The first knight brought in the hardest diamond in the world. The princess touched it and it melted.

The second knight brought in the finest sword made of the hardest iron. The princess touched it and it melted.

The third knight entered the room. He told the princess to reach into his pocket to see what he had for her. She did so and gasped aloud.

What was inside his pocket??











M&M's---melt in your mouth not in your hand.

What were you thinking? pervert.
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Old 05-18-2003, 03:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Excellent, thanks!
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Old 05-18-2003, 03:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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very funny thanks
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Old 05-19-2003, 06:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Why the hell would you want to marry someone who melts everything she touches?
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Old 05-19-2003, 09:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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dunno...
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