bobby

About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably. She gets up and starts to look for him. He's not in the bathroom, living room, or in the kitchen. As she passes the laundry room, she hears his faint sniffles coming from the basement.

She turns on the light and goes downstairs - finally, she finds him huddled in the corner, rolled up into a ball, and crying hysterically. She runs over to him and asks why he is crying. He says:

"Do you remember when we got married twenty (20) years ago?" She looks at him and says, "yes". He says, "well, a couple of months before, your dad said that I could marry you or go to jail." She says, "I already know that. I don't see what the problem is."

He says, " don't you see!!! I would have gotten out today!"

I've been married 38 years to "MY OLD LADY"... (search)

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Seething

...and yet the prison he calls a marriage continues.... Poor bastard...

Funny joke.

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bobby

I'm going on 2X this poor bastard.......and loving it...search "MY OLD LADY" xoxoxoo

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Gofclowns

funny joke

WarriorBuddha

That's a good one. I like it.

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slimshaydee

I hope whoever i marry is as hot as your wife is now on my wedding day. Age just doesn't seem to get to your wife.

oh yeah and funny joke too