mike2360

Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.

One night, Jake comes to and motions for her to come closer. He says, "My Sadie, you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what, Sadie?"

"What Dear?" she asked gently.

"I think you're bad luck."

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justMike

MexicanOnABike

ahah!!! damn bad luck!

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GreenCloud

heh - yep, he figured it out

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CSflim

Hahahaha! Perfect!

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forgotten_dream

*LOL*

Followed by-
"What was that hon? Couldn't hear you over these PLUGS I'M PULLING."

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TerresqueÜ

I love that one. Definitely a classic.

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zaiaz

Heh heh. Hahahahaha. thats funny.

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warrrreagl

A new one, and very good.

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