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mike2360 04-19-2003 09:08 PM

Battle of the sexes
 
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home.

He realises that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them.

The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilised and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

MexicanOnABike 04-19-2003 09:11 PM

hemmm... ok?

loganmule 04-20-2003 09:54 PM

not LOL, but cute, nontheless

RaZ 04-21-2003 04:24 AM

Hm, this one was ok.

forgotten_dream 04-21-2003 12:41 PM

heh heh. I get it. That's kinda funny.

teflonian 04-21-2003 06:22 PM

How did he know the word for MY? ? ? just kidding.. I am ruining the joke...

RenegadeSoul 04-21-2003 06:32 PM

he should've only killed 1 of them. good joke nonetheless

hiredgun 04-21-2003 07:14 PM

hehe, i've heard this one before. good one.

hotzot 04-21-2003 11:49 PM

oldie

zaiaz 04-22-2003 05:02 AM

It's funny.

TerresqueÜ 04-22-2003 07:24 AM

Good one!

JStrider 04-22-2003 09:17 AM

heard it... but it always brings a smile...

small one 04-22-2003 09:55 AM

Old one but still funny

moose 04-22-2003 12:51 PM

well I never heard it but i liked it

zf0enix 04-28-2003 03:49 PM

LOL. Infidelity is a universal language!

Destrox 05-16-2003 04:46 PM

LOL nice, didnt expect that


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